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WATCH Colbert Takes On Trump ‘Space Force’ VIDEO

Colbert joked about Donald Trump calling for a space military, “Space force! Spaaaace force! Look, as long as JJ Abrams directs and Mark Hamill has a cameo, I’m in!” Colbert said. “But there’s no threat in space, who are we fighting? Satellites? A bunch of frozen monkeys? Elon Musk’s convertible? Why don’t we just build…

Colbert Mocks Trump Comparing Porn Star Stormy Daniels To Ivanka

Stephen Colbert mocked President Trump on Wednesday night on the details of his alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, revealing in a 2011 interview she did with In Touch Magazine. The Late Show host started off by complimenting the publication for getting the scoop long before Trump’s lawyer had her sign a non-disclosure agreement…

Stewart On ‘Sociopath’ Trump: ‘What The F*ck Is Wrong With This Guy?’

Jon Stewart stopped by Stephen Colbert’s show to send a message to the president. Colbert started by mocking Trump’s tweet attack on late night comedians, asking if he should get “equal time” instead of the constant “anti-Trump” humor. While his initial reaction was “no,” the host was feeling charitable and decided to give him “equal…

Colbert Forces Bernie Sanders to Say Something Nice About Trump

On last night show Stephen Colbert forced Bernie Sanders to say something nice about President Trump. “Is there something nice you could say about President Trump?” Colbert asked. “Uh…” Sanders struggled. The Late Show host threw the Vermont Senator a bone by going first. “He still has all of his teeth,” Colbert quipped. Sanders took…

Colbert: Daniel Craig Confirms He’s Returning As James Bond

Daniel Craig told Stephen Colbert that “I’ve been quite cagey,” “I’ve been doing interviews all day, and people have been asking me and I think I’ve been rather coy, but I kind of felt like, you know, if I was going to speak the truth, I should speak the truth to you.” referring to Colbert,…

Anthony Scaramucci To Appear On Colbert Monday

Anthony Scaramucci will be a guest on Stephen Colbert’s late-night show next week, the comic and CBS announced Wednesday. The network said Wednesday that Scaramucci will appear on Colbert’s “The Late Show” on Monday, August 14. Colbert announced the booking on Twitter Wednesday evening, adding, “This is just a heads up for our censors to…

Al Franken Talks McCain Skinny Repeal Vote & Which Senators Are Funny

On Tuesday’s Late Show Stephen Colbert reminded Senator Al Franken about his comedian times. “Now that I’m a senator,” Franken replied, “I don’t want you for a moment to think that what you do here every night is any less important than what I do each day, even though it is less important.” So Colbert…

Stephen Colbert Sings Farewell To Anthony Scaramucci [VIDEO]

On Monday Stephen Colbert was so sad by the “breaking nooch” that President Trump had fired White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci after just 10 days on the job. “Yes, the Mooch is toast,” Colbert said. “The front-stabber has been back-stabbed. He said he was going to fire everybody, and I gotta admit, he delivered.”…

Colbert Rips 2nd Undisclosed Trump-Putin Meeting [VIDEO]

Stephen Colbert ripped President Trump for having an undisclosed second meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the G20 Summit earlier this month. “Really?” Colbert asked. “How stupid can you be? You’re in the middle of what could be the worst scandal in U.S. history. People think you colluded with the president of a hostile…

Colbert: Trump Thinks Healthcare Is Something You Can Win [VIDEO]

On Wednesday’s Late Show Stephen Colbert ripped the Senate GOP health-care bill and its “one major flaw”. “And I don’t want to get too wonky, but it’s a hot pile of garbage.” Senate GOP leaders delayed a vote on the bill until after the July 4 holiday, he added, and “it’s a smart move. You…

Colbert: Trump And Rod Rosenstein Are The Same Person [VIDEO]

Stephen Colbert ripped President Trump for admitting on Twitter that he was being investigatedon last night show. “Mr. President, do you know the phrase ‘You better lawyer up?’” Colbert began. “That’s short for ‘You better get a lawyer and shut up.” “That would make him the third member of this investigation to be gone after…

Colbert: Trump Is Literally ‘At War With Reality’ [VIDEO]

NSA employee Reality Winner was arrested for leaking classified information regarding a 2016 Russian cyberattack. On Tuesday night Colbert expressed that since Reality Winner leaked docs showing that Russia attempted to hack voting systems and software, perhaps this meant that we could have a do-over of the 2016 election. “Who really knows who won November…

Colbert To Trump: Please Resign [VIDEO]

Last night Stephen Colbert addressed the news reports of President Trump leaking highly classified intelligence when he met with Russian officials last week. “Well, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got good news, and I got bad news. The bad news: The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister…

Stephen Colbert Repond To Trump Calling Him ‘A No-Talent Guy’

Colbert was thrilled that President Trump said in an interview with Time magazine that he was “a no-talent guy” and not funny. “The president of the United States has personally come after me and my show, and there’s only one thing to say … yay!” Colbert said, clapping his hands together and laughing. He then…

Colbert: James Comey, You Just Got Trump’d! [VIDEO]

On Wednesday night Colbert analyzed the absurd justifications for Trump firing Comey, the aftermath, including the fact that Comey only learned he was fired when the news broke on TV. “Well that’s certainly on brand,” said Colbert. “Because firing people on TV is Trump’s qualification for being president.” At first, Comey reportedly even believed that…

Jon Stewart Defends Colbert’s During Daily Show Reunion [VIDEO]

“I don’t feel comfortable,” joked Stewart during his guest appearance on the show Tuesday night. “I know you’re comfortable, I don’t feel comfortable. I’ll tell you why I don’t feel comfortable — I’ve been reading about you. I’ve been seeing you in the news… You have a potty mouth.” “That I do, but might I…

Colbert: Even Comey’s Firing Was All About Trump [VIDEO]

Colbert point out the irony of Trump firing Comey for hurting Hillary Clinton during the election, in his Trump voice: “Thanks for the presidency, Jimmy. Now don’t let the door hit you where the Electoral College split ya.” Colbert read Trump’s letter to Comey, which alleged that Comey had told him three times that he…

Colbert On Health Care Vote: GOP Just Kicked America In The Balls

Stephen Colbert mocked the GOP’s frenzy with a funny effusive account about how far the bill still has to go before becoming law. “They did it,” he began. “Obamacare is finally officially dead… is something they can say once the bill goes to the Senate, then gets out of committee, is debated on the floor,…

Stephen Colbert Rips Ivanka Trump’s ‘Born Rich’ Success Story [VIDEO]

Watch the video where Colbert talked about Trump sending Ivanka to Berlin where she was booed for praising her father’s agenda. “Today, Trump sent Ivanka to Berlin to participate in a women’s conference, making her the first Trump to attend a women’s conference that didn’t include a swimsuit competition.” “Ivanka spoke on a panel titled,…

Colbert To Trump: Thanks For A Great 100 Days [VIDEO]

Stephen Colbert thanked President Trump for his high up ratings and wondered whether Mr. Trump’s enigmatic reference to “S.C.” in a Friday tweet might have been about him: “I gotta say, Donald Trump has done a lot for me in the first 100 days. Thank you for your service, Mr. President.” Colbert also considered the…

Colbert Talks Tax Day, North Korea, Russia & The Obamas [VIDEO]

Colbert started Tuesday monologue talking about Tax Day, or “the day we all release our tax returns to the man who won’t release his,” On April 15, Tax Day, thousands of Americans took to the streets to demand that President Trump cough up his returns. “Lovely idea,” Colbert said, “but the tax march did not…

Colbert Rips Trump ‘Adorable War’ [VIDEO]

Colbert started last night show after a week off ripping Maria Bartiromo’s interview with President Trump. “Obviously, when you’re bombing another country, that’s a decision that you take very seriously,” “So he did it in the Situation Room will all available intel.” Colbert took a pause before adding, “I’m just kidding.” He was eating dinner…

Colbert Rips Trump For Defending Bill O’Reilly Sexual Assault Lawsuit

On Wednesday Stephen Colbert started his Late Show with Bill O’Reilly’s $13 million sexual harassment “pickle.” Advertisers are bailing, but “today Donald Trump got his back,” saying in an interview, “I don’t think Bill did anything wrong,’” Colbert noted. “Mr. President, I want to remind you, you just declared April sexual assault awareness month. And…

Colbert On Trumpcare Fail: ‘The Cabinet Of Broken Republican Dreams’

Colbert mocked Donald Trump’s failure to push through a plan repeal and replace Obamacare, noting that despite the weight of the White House behind the bill, the GOP had to add it to the “cabinet of broken Republican dreams.” “The White House tried to get this thing through,” Colbert said during his opening monologue on…

Colbert Takes On Jared Kushner, Chief White House Nepotism Beneficiary

Stephen Colbert mocked President Donald Trump for hiring his own son-in-law for a key job in a newly created department. Jared Kushner, who is married to the president’s elder daughter, Ivanka Trump, has been tapped by the commander in chief to oversee the “overhaul” of the government bureaucracy. “And the government desperately needs overhaul,” Colbert…

Colbert Mocks Kellyanne Conway ‘Microwaves With Cams’ Remarks

Stephen Colbert mocked Kellyanne Conway comments about that “microwaves that turn into cameras” could have been used to spy on President Trump’s campaign. “It’s true, it’s true, microwaves that turn into cameras. How do you think we film this show? Jim, show them camera three,” Colbert said as the camera panned to a microwave on…