Willard ‘Mittens’ Romney Wins All Last Night… and nobody really gave a shit.

Mitt sweeps Wisconsin, Maryland and D.C. primaries, rival Rick Santorum is fighting the widening perception that it’s now between Romney and President Obama. This primary is so boring we can only pray it ends soon. I miss Herman Cain. At least he was funny.

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Mitt why so shitt?