Colbert To CNN, Fox: β€˜You. Suck. At. News.’

Stephen Colbert was so dumbfounded by the erroneous cable news reports on the Supreme Court’s health care ruling, he doused himself with water, electrocuted himself with a toaster and submitted to a slap in the face.

β€œThe individual mandate has been struck down. It has been struck down,” Fox News’ Stuart Varney declared shortly after the court’s decision.

β€œNo. It. Has. Not,” Colbert responded. β€œYou. Suck. At. News.”