FanGate: Jon Stewart and Crist’s Ball Fan Steal the Show In Florida

Stewart guessed that Crist must have needed the fan to provide “a small amount of respite for his presumably sweaty balls.”

“Look we all know what’s happening here,” Stewart said. “It’s Florida. There’s a humid environment in Florida. Crist’s boys got sweaty so the former governor pops down and picks up a fan at, uh, what do you call it there, Bed Balls and Beyond.”

“Sadly those days of bipartisan accommodation are long gone,” Stewart bemoaned. “And while we were once a nation of ball fan sharers, in today’s divided politics, we would rather stew in our own testicular moisture then reach across the aisle to bring a fresh wind of compromise.”