“Who gives two shits about the environment or education,” Colbert said. “It’s Florida, everyone needs a fan. And I’m not alone in being a fan fan because, even though Scott came out three minutes later and they held a heated hour-long debate on a variety of topics, all anyone is talking about today is fangate.”
“Clearly, for Scott’s campaign, last night blew,” he continued. “And, if you turned the switch the other way, it sucked.”