Stewart To Secret Service: β€˜Stop Drinking So Fucking Much’ [VIDEO]

β€œWhat, are you fucking drunk?” Stewart asked the media. β€œI wish you were drunk. It would explain all of this. All your hyperbole and everything else. I can just imagine the news media in the back all drunk, going β€˜Shit, what? There was a crash at the White House, dudes doing 80, let’s order a pizza, ah, we’re all fucked up, give Piers Morgan a show.”