Jon Stewart On WH Visits: Obama Wanted to Know Why I’m β€˜Such an Asshole’

Jon Stewart commented on the media furor over his β€œsecret” meetings with President Obama in the White House.

β€œIt was a roundtable meeting with the President, Elvis β€” still alive β€” Minister [Louis] Farrakhan, and the Area 51 alien,” Stewart quipped. β€œWe opened with the traditional Saul Alinsky prayer, sucked on the blood of the righteous, and took turns f*cking a replica of the Reagan eye socket. The real Reagan eye socket is kept in the Smithsonian and is only f*cked on Christmas.”