Letterman Returns From Retirement to Roast Trump with a Top 10 List

David Letterman popped out of retirement last night to join Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage in San Antonio, where he read off a Top Ten List made for Donald Trump.

Letterman riffed a lot on his retirement and why he doesn’t regret a thing. However, he said, β€œI was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content, and then a couple of days ago Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life.”

Letterman then pulled a list out of his suit and proceeded to jab The Donald with ten new β€œinteresting facts” about him.

Highlights included β€œDuring sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name,” β€œDonald Trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne,” and β€œThanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot now is also an ass.”