David Letterman popped out of retirement last night to join Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage in San Antonio, where he read off a Top Ten List made for Donald Trump.
Letterman riffed a lot on his retirement and why he doesn’t regret a thing. However, he said, “I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content, and then a couple of days ago Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life.”
Letterman then pulled a list out of his suit and proceeded to jab The Donald with ten new “interesting facts” about him.
Highlights included “During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name,” “Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne,” and “Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot now is also an ass.”