“How can you stand this guy,” Noah said. “Chastising victims of a shooting for what you assume was their cowardice is what most normal candidates would consider a gaff. But I will admit, Ben Carson does practice what he preaches, because even though the media kept taking shots at him, he kept charging into those interviews.”
“It’s weird that Ben Carson thinks a zombie [movie] strategy would be the way to go,” Noah explained, before catching himself and pondering, “unless — wait a second — slow, languid pace. Dead eyes. Loves brains. Oh my God, this explains everything — Ben Carson is a zombie.”