Best of Ms. Lindsey – Graham Drops Out of Presidential Race

Lindsey Graham drops out of raceSen. Lindsey Graham is dropping his bid for the Republican nomination, the race for the White House just lost its one-line in chief.

Here is a look back at some of Graham’s best.

“If I’m president, we’re gonna drink more.”

“I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady.”

“Strom Thurmond had four kids after age 67. If you’re not willing to do that, we need to come up with a new immigration system.”

“I wasn’t the best law student. By the end of this debate, it would be the most time I’ve ever spent in any library.”

“His favorite movie is apparently ‘Princess Bride.’ Ted, getting in bed with Iran and Russia to save Assad is inconceivable. Princess Buttercup would not like this.”

“Sequestration is Latin for ‘doing really dumb things.’”

“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. You know how you make America great again? You tell Donald Trump to go to hell.”

“ISIL would be dancing in the streets — they just don’t believe in dancing.”

“Mr. Trump, you don’t have to speak about everything. It’s not required.”

“I’m not afraid of a guy riding around on a horse without a shirt. The guy’s got a pair of twos and we’ve got a full house and he’s walking all over Obama.”

“I blame Obama for ISIL, not Bush. I’m tired of beating on Bush! I miss George W. Bush! I wish he were president right now! We wouldn’t be in this mess!”

“On our side, you’ve got the number two guy tried to kill someone at 14, and the number one guy is high-energy and crazy as hell. How am I losing to these people?”

“You can’t deter these guys — they’re ready to die … bring on the virgins.”