Watch TED CRUZ A Bad Lip Reading Edition – LMAO [VIDEO]

It’s time for a Ted Cruz Bad Lip Reading treatment. Created from various campaign videos and hours of unedited footage that the Cruz campaign posted online for Super PACs to use, the hilarious video shows the Texas senator in a whole new light.

Highlights include Cruz declaring that he loves to twerk, he passes the time by lighting cabins on fire and he believes America is like a pork pie.

Cruz’s wife, Heidi, even declares at one point that her husband loves to eat human hair.

β€œDeath will find you soon. Not sure you’ll be remembered.”

β€œYou got happy cheer, hrmmmgh!”

β€œI just love to twerk. Holla holla holla holla holla holla.”

β€œI need a bogel for the glotch.”