Colbert: What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation [VIDEO]

Colbert Warned us that catching up on two weeks of Trump’s antics in one sitting may cause disbelief, anxiety and shortness of breath.

“He’s like arsenic,” Colbert said referring to Trump. “You have to take little sips every day so he doesn’t kill you.” The first thing of note Trump did, according to Colbert, is try to appeal to someone, in this case black voters. Colbert distilled Trump’s “what the hell do you have to lose?” pitch down to lawn-sign size: “It’s all summed up in Trump’s new slogan: ‘You’re already on fire, so you may as well shoot yourself in the head.'”