Colbert started last night show after a week off ripping Maria Bartiromo’s interview with President Trump.
“Obviously, when you’re bombing another country, that’s a decision that you take very seriously,” “So he did it in the Situation Room will all available intel.” Colbert took a pause before adding, “I’m just kidding.” He was eating dinner at Mar-a-Lago with the Chinese president as he explained in this hard-hitting interview with Maria Bartiromo.”
“When did you bomb those people? Before dessert?” Colbert asked, impersonating Bartiromo. “What’s the proper wine pairing with a cruise missile? Is it Merlot or something more dessert-y like a Sauternes?”