Trevor Noah celebrated Donald Trumpâs 100th day in office or how he called it on Monday nightâs show, âfor us 15 years, but weâre all living in Trump time so itâs 100 days.â
After saying it was an âearly milestone of presidential success,â Noah showed clips of former presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush and Lyndon B. Johnson talking about the success they had in their First 100 Days in office. Adding that Trump has ignored a lot of presidential traditions, Noah noted how Trump was âall about the 100 daysâ when he was campaigning, yet has fallen short on all of his promises.
âI bet Trump is one of those people who makes too many New Yearâs resolutions, you knowâ Noah quipped. âJanuary first, I start my diet, sign up for pilates, I finally face my biggest fear, making eye contact with my son Eric. That guy gives me the creeps,â he said in his best Trump impression.
Noah continued by naming all the things that Trump has been unsuccessful in doing like getting his travel ban approved, repealing Obamacare and how no one wants to pay for the wall.
âAnd if youâre a Trump supporter you may be saying, âWell at least he tried. Doesnât that count for something?â No, it doesnât. It really doesnât,â he said proceeding to explain how a Boy Scout doesnât get his badge for trying to help an old lady cross the street. âThey either help her across or she gets crushed by an 18-wheeler. Thatâs how it works.â
With the 100th day mark approaching, Trump has decided to âmoved the goal postâ and say that the 100th day mark doesnât apply to him.
âDonald Trump canât suddenly say that 100 days is an arbitrary number because he ran on the 100 days during the campaign,â Noah explained. âYou donât get to just disregard the number because you donât like the current results. Because if most voters in America got to choose the number they preferred,â he said, showing the popular vote total with Hillary Clinton almost 3 million votes ahead, âWell, you wouldnât be in the White House, Donald.â