Colbert: Trump And Rod Rosenstein Are The Same Person [VIDEO]

Stephen Colbert ripped President Trump for admitting on Twitter that he was being investigatedon last night show.

โ€œMr. President, do you know the phrase โ€˜You better lawyer up?’โ€ Colbert began. โ€œThatโ€™s short for โ€˜You better get a lawyer and shut up.โ€

โ€œThat would make him the third member of this investigation to be gone after Attorney General Jeff Sessions and former FBI Director Jim Comey,โ€ Colbert continued. โ€œItโ€™s all in the latest season of Survivor: Justice Department Island.โ€

โ€œSo, if Trump says he decided to fire Comey and Trump says that Rod Rosenstein told Trump to fire Comey, that means Trump is Rod Rosenstein! Itโ€™s a Fight Club situation!

โ€œTheyโ€™re the same guy!โ€ Colbert exclaimed. โ€œIโ€™ve never seen them on camera together! It explains why Trump canโ€™t stop punching himself in the face!โ€