Dear Kim Jong-un…. Love, Donnie [Updated with Kim’s Video Response]

trump lurves kim e1527175277303Dear Kim,

I’m so sorry things didn’t work out for us.ย  I can’t believe that backstabbing Pence and Bolton have been talking about our relationship behind our backs.ย  So sorry they hurt your feelings.

I cried all night about it. Really. You should see the bags under my eyes. I talked to my Fox and Friends about it this morning but I still feel terrible.

Can we try again? I miss you sooooo much!

I’ll send my friends to talk to your friends and maybe we can still meet up on that island on the ocean. <3

Can’t wait to talk to you again!

Until we meet (finally!)

All my luv, Donnie


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